You wake him up one morning and tell him today is doggy day. The rules are:
1) Doggy doesn’t wear clothes.
2) Doggy walks on all four.
3) Doggy does not speak.
4) Doggy wears a collar and a leash.
5) Doggy eats his meals from a bowl.
6) Doggy only eats your scraps after you have fininshed your dinner.
7) Doggy can’t touch his penis with his paws.
8) You can cuddle and scratch any part of his body.
9) Doggy lives to please his owner.
10) Doggy loves to lick you:-)